Debtors to the creditor

Dear Apple: Please release the new iMac tomorrow. I’m looking forward to spending lots of money on it.

Dear New York Yankees: The Metrodome is a formidable postseason opponent. Make sure you win these first two games. And tell AJ to bring his A-game.

Dear TV Networks: You’ve got until the end of the MLB playoffs to fix this, so no rush, but can you put together some watchable shows for Tuesday night?

Dear Buffalo Bills: If you lose to Cleveland on Sunday, will you please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top fire Dick Jauron?

Dear Clothes, Toiletries and Other Assorted Trip-worthy Items: Please pack yourselves in a bag of some sort by 6 a.m. Thursday.

Dear Winter Weather: It’s only October. You can wait a month. Or, ideally, not show up at all.

Dear Vampire Weekend & Minus The Bear: Diggin’ the new tracks. Keep up the good work.

Dear Self: You’re no longer in college. It’s bed your pastime. Go to sleep.